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Joke of the Day

"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""

"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."

"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."

"If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?"

"I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results... But all the commercials say ""If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."""

"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."

"What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears? 9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)"

"What do you call a happy dolphin? Endorphin"