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Joke of the Day

"William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will."""

"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"

"I hate it when celebrities ask me to donate to some fund, you make 30 millions a movie & I make $30 a day. You send money."

"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."

"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."

"Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May"

"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."

"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"

"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"

"I once went 11 years without Masterbating... Then I turned 12"