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Joke of the Day

"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."

"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"

"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"

"Shortest maths joke < 0"

"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""

"My Voodoo doll would be a glazed ham wrapped in chicken feathers."

"Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed!"

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"Some say I'm condescending It means I talk down to people."

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."