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Joke of the Day
"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"
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"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"
"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... It feels great, until you look down and realize you're gay."
"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""
"Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance."
"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator!"
"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."
"Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?"
"Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions."