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Joke of the Day

"Tried seducing my wife with a 'lil strip tease. She said it was going well right up until I got naked and spread my butt cheeks in her face."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A fish."

"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."

"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."

"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"

"McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name? McConaughey: I don't know"

"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."

"What's the worst thing about sex? Buffering."