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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
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"I wish i was like my coffee. Rich and strong."
"Give a man a subtweet and he'll be like ""is this about me?"" Teach a man to subtweet you'll be like ""is that about me?"""
"I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?"
"I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket."
"Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house."
"what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora"
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"
"The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan"
"Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster... Just made it a bit sluggish."