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Joke of the Day

"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"

"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"

"Every time you make a typo... the errorists win"

"why is six afraid of seven ANSWER :because 789"

"How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother."

"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"

"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"I came home from work and finally caught the filthy bitch red handed. So I asked my daughter to please wash her hands if she masturbates on her period."