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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
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"When talking to your kids about the ""birds and the bees"", don't forget the part about how the bird can't feel shit when he wears a condom."
"Can someone wake me up when this nightmare is over? *lies on floor, closes eyes tight* (in customer service line at Walmart)"
"What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme."
"[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier."
"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""
"Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead? Because it was irony."
"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."
"What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like? Pu"
"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"