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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
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"Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?"
"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops....wrong sub."
"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"
"Money doesnt grow on trees? So then why do banks have branches?"
"Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan."
"What did King Arthur have for breakfast? Eggcalibur."
"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"