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Joke of the Day

"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."

"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"

"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"

"I once had this amazing handicapped friend. He wanted to be a stand up comedian."

"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"

"40% of divorces stem from $ issues. 40% are caused by infidelity. The remaining 20% have been linked to IKEA purchases requiring assembly."

"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"

"Women of Reddit: Could you get behind Trump? Because he'd be more than willing to get behind you."

"I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?"