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Joke of the Day

"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"

"Friend: How's the wine? Me: It's exCHARDONNARY Friend: *taking my glass away* No."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"

"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"

"How much does a birdhouse cost? I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep"

"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"

"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."

"I like my ice cream like I like my women. Plain vanilla, and hopefully if it lies around long enough it will get wet so I don't have to do much with my mouth."

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"

"The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting ""Trump is not my President"" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Pena Nieto."