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Joke of the Day

"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."

"Chicken and the Egg were sitting in bed. The Egg looks at the Chicken and says, ""we sure answered THAT question."""

"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"

"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."

"What do you call a basement full of progressives? A whine cellar."

"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."

"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"

"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."