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Joke of the Day
"A bicycle can't stand on its own. . . . . because it is two-tired."
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"A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says "" I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"
"Some people tell me I have a superiority complex. But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it."
"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""
"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."
"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."