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Joke of the Day

"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"

"If all the corner pieces of a cake are gone, I calmly pull the emergency icing out of my purse & frost the edges of an inside piece."

"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."

"I once told a girl her ""traditional"" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku. She said ""Gofukurself."""

"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."

"""You are accused of polygamy"" ""And who pressed charges? ""Your wife"" ""Which one exactly?"""

"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."

"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."

"Reddit Jokes are so stupid! See what I did there?"

"I told a chem joke today... There was no reaction."