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Joke of the Day

"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""

"I never picked my nose. I was born with it."

"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"

"I love dry erase boards... They're remarkable."

"Pretty gay how some dudes like other dudes."

"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"

"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"

"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails."