199905

Joke of the Day

"I'm in a Japanese restaurant. I shit you not. They have a vegetable tempura appetizer called ""Mushroom Cloud."" I'm afraid to order it."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 100 stories in 10 seconds."

"First thing on my bucket list is to jump off a cliff and the rest are just tricks I'll do in the air."

"Graphic designers just aren't my type."

"To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life."

"*dog walks into a pet store wearing a fake moustache* ""Hello sir or ma'am I would like to lovingly adopt your most delicious cat"""

"So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs... Now they're a Pythagorean cripple."

"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"

"Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum"

"Our team is doing so badly that ""Manager of the Month"" isn't an award. It's an appointment!"