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Joke of the Day

"I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? ""Google Glass"" I know what glass is, Catherine."

"What is green, and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."

"Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public? Because she was a private tutor"

"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"

"What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger."

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."