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Joke of the Day

"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."

"What is the difference between most of these jokes on this sub and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."

"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"

"Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing"

"What does it take to claim the world record for 'most blowjobs in one hour? You need to be able to blow a lot of guys in quick suck session. ^^^yeah ^^^I ^^^know ^^^it's ^^^lame"

"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."