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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."
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"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"
"Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?"
"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"
"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."
"How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had? He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi..."
"This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over."
"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"
"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"
"Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded"