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Joke of the Day
"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"
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"I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense... ...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood. I bet no one touched the meatballs."
"I'm not a narcissist. Narcissists spend their time looking at themselves in the mirror. I don't need to do that to know I look fabulous."
"A teacher walks into a bar Guy: can I buy you a drink? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?"
"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."
"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"
"What do you call an angry German? A sauerkraut"
"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"
"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."
"Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate."