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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me I don't understand irony. Which is ironic, because we were in a dry cleaner at the time."

"How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands.."

"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"Whats the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You dont have to beg your wife to blow one of them."

"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."

"I didn't spend 8 years designing this hotel so I could listen to a bunch of touristy complaints about the small cameras inside the toilets."

"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"

"Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired."