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Joke of the Day

"I didn't spend 8 years designing this hotel so I could listen to a bunch of touristy complaints about the small cameras inside the toilets."

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit."

"""The new Star Wars comes out in two years"". (Luke 20:15)."

"What does a two-headed cat say?? Weow!"

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"How did the snow man get to school? He took his icicle"

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell"

"Becoming a vegan ...was a big missed steak"

"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""