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Joke of the Day

"How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands.."

"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"

"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" ...until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) ."

"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"

"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"

"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."

"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."

"For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years."