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Joke of the Day

"So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already."

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"4 worst drivers Women Asians Old people And the combination of the 3"

"I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance."

"My Dad bought some candles from the store They seem pretty lit"

"I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts..."

"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."

"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"