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Joke of the Day
"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."
Next Joke
"Hey fat people, a venti caramel mocchiato w/ whipped cream isn't coffee, its a sundae."
"The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, ""Keep the change you filthy animal."""
"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"
"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
"People keep telling me that I have a higher chance of getting mugged in London than in New York. Well, what do they expect, I don't live in New York."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."