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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet."

"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"

"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."

"Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck."

"*bursts into room Me: GUYS! GUYS! I FOUND A UNICORN Guys: Yeah sure,show us then! *holds up single kernel of corn *gets violently beaten"

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016."

"What is your favorite one or two line joke? (X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/what_is_your_favorite_one_to_two_line_joke/ There were some funny jokes in there"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me ... they were cramming for their finals."

"When asked what it was like getting over a Viagra addiction my buddy said,""Well my first few days were the hardest."""

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."