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Joke of the Day

"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"

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"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"
"My boss knocked on my office door and asked if I had a sec... I told her I have lots of secs. Now I'm looking for a job."
"I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well."
"Titanic, but with literally thousands of cats."
"My Puerto Rican wife asked me how I liked my coffee ""The same way I like my women: light brown and bitter."""
"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"
"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"A British Major is stationed in the desert with his troops..."