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Joke of the Day

"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."

"Knock Knock Who's there? You are (Directed by M night Shayamalan)"

"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"

"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"Why does Daenerys take so long to get places? She keeps *dragon* her feet."

"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"

"When starting a new relationship it's important to remember that someone already screwed them up for you."

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"