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Joke of the Day

"If I can make just one person laugh at my jokes then I've done a shitty job at joke writing."

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."

"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."

"I like jokes that don't take long to read."

"THE 45 DIFFERENCE A: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? B: 45 lbs. A: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? B: 45 minutes."

"Why was the firewood punished? It was knotty."

"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."

"What's the worst part about being a rollerblader? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish"

"Yep, it's a Yo-Mama joke Yo Mama'a so fat that when she goes to New York people say: That's one Big Apple."