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Joke of the Day
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish"
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"What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted."
"The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist."
"Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops? He had Schwimmer's ear."
"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."
"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."
"My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie"
"What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!"
"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."