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Joke of the Day
"I've been addicted to eating the Thanksgiving leftovers... ...so I decided to quit cold turkey."
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"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"
"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"
"I would help you carry some of those bushes... but I've already got two palms on my hands."
"""Upscale"" sounds like a euphemism for ""fat."""
"My wife asked me why I was walking around the house with a gun I responded, ""Because of those fucking decepticons!"" I laughed. She laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."
"Pretty cool you had a healthy meal while I was eating the icing off an entire cake."
"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"
"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."
"Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change."