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Joke of the Day
"Pretty cool you had a healthy meal while I was eating the icing off an entire cake."
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"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."
"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"
"Want to solve the energy crisis? Develop a car that runs on self-delusion. Me and my fellow Americans have an unlimited supply."
"[morgue] mum: [crying over my bullet ridden body] how did this happen cop: the robber yelled ""everyone be cool"" so he tried to do a kickflip"
"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger."
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."
"I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place"
"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"
"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."