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Joke of the Day

"Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change."

"Why do they call it ""Ben Folds Five""? Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!"

"""I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."" ""Were there any witnesses?"" ""There sure were. If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."""

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"What's an astronaut's favorite dessert? Terra-miss-u"

"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"

"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"

"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."

"So someone called me a dick... So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt."

"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."