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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."
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"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""
"TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :("
"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."
"If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never been on a treadmill."
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"
"What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles"
"the worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds"
"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"