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Joke of the Day
"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
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"My mom texted me asking what ""DTF"" meant and I told her ""Dedicated To Family""...I seriously can't wait for her to use it."
"I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on."
"I'm ""had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing"" years old."
"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"
"This Christmas I got a new car for my wife. I thought it was a great trade."
"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"
"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."
"I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron."
"when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard"