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Joke of the Day
"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."
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"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"
"Want to hear the worst self-referential joke in the world? You just did!"
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common? They both won't be investigated very closely."
"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."
"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."
"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."