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"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"
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"Why did John Lennon get shot? because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko."
"How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship? 9/11"
"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"
"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"
"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."
"When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess."