199621
Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben."
Next Joke
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
"TIFU by searching for my wife on Pornhub turns out, it's not a dating site."
"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"
"Why are pot heads always so condescending? They always think they're higher then others"
"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"
"I'm gonna be so pissed if I die in the middle of an argument I'm about to win."
"What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game? I'll keep an eye out for you!"
"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."
"I've got my girlfriend working on her gag reflex... ...I haven't got a big dick or anything, she just throws up when she sees me naked"