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Joke of the Day

"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."

"You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head."

"Congratulations! It's a boy Doctor : ""Congratulations! It's a boy!"" Parent : ""Sorry, did you just assume my child's gender?"""

"There are alot of Hillary signs in my neighborhood... When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?"

"Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick in someones mouth."

"Knock Knock! **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Britney Spears** Britney Spears who? **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Oops I did it again!**"

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"

"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."