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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people 1. Those who understand binary 2. Those who don't 3. Those who sneak tertiary into their jokes"

"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."

"Why don't women need to go to college? Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich."

"My next door Neighbour's Daughter said that when she gets older she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she."

"sex and air Q.why is sex a lot like air A.because it's a big deal unless your not getting any"

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."