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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]"
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"I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack."
"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."
"No wonder hell finally froze over for the Cubs... ...because the devil left to be President"
"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""
"Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !"
"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"
"When I found out the murderer dismembered the victim, It really tore me into pieces."
"Twitter's original name was ""Sentence Contest"""
"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."