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Joke of the Day
"No wonder hell finally froze over for the Cubs... ...because the devil left to be President"
Next Joke
"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"
"What's grey and comes in quarts? Elephants"
"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."
"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"
"I always feel good about giving the money to the homeless,... Now they can afford more signs."
"Jewish having a hard time concentrating Go join a concentration camp"
"My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded"
"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."