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Joke of the Day

"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."

"*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards"

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."

"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."

"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"

"Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself."

"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."

"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""

"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."