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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change bulbs and 3 to sit around and complain that the original was better."

"Number 1 best thing about waterparks: boobs. I'm sure there's a number 2 best thing, but #1 has got me pretty occupied at the moment."

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"What problem afflicts 40% of all pedophiles? Immature ejaculation"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !"

"They say money doesn't grow on trees So what are hedgefunds then?"

"""Why does everyone hate me?"" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on."

"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."

"""Sure, you could bury it but hear me out."" Taxidermy is invented."

"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."