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Joke of the Day

"What problem afflicts 40% of all pedophiles? Immature ejaculation"

"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"

"What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!"

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"

"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."

"if you watch cinderella backwards its about a girl who finds her place in society."

"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"

"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."

"A man walks into a schizophrenia hospital He says ""there's a lot of people in here"" To which a nurse replies ""get here you!"""

"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""