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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."

"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"

"When it comes to anagrams, I don't know my earholes from my arsehole."

"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."

"No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days."