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Joke of the Day
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
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"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""
"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."
"I had a delicacy last night, young Wookie steak... ...it was a little Chewie."
"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"
"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."
"My Grandfather I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Are you sure you're holding the fucking ladder?"""
"Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!"