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Joke of the Day
"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"
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"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."
"Exits public bathroom stall Makes eye contact with the person next in line Mouths: ""I'm so sorry"""
"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."
"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."
"[in bed] M: Do that thing I like H: NO M: Please? H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES"
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""
"Thug: *shows tattoos of tear drops* So I remember each person I've killed. Me:*shows tattoo of an oven* So I remember to turn off the oven."
"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."