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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting"
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"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."
"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"
"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"
"How do people in Nor Cal get around? Hella copters"
"Bjork Q: What does Bjork do when she's horny? A: She watches pjorn."
"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."
"""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine."
"My friend did some graffiti with me He just tagged along."