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Joke of the Day
"What is a racists favorite Disney film? 101 Damn'Asians."
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"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"
"Doctor: It's been weeks since we restored your vision. Thoughts? ""I can't believe that British guy from the Geico commercials is a lizard."""
"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."
"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."
"When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear."
"What do you call a blind german? A not see"
"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."
"You'll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody."
"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."