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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Obama and god? God doesn't think he's Obama."

"A horse walks into a bar.. The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and then leaves."

"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."

"I bought a race horse and decided to call it ""MY FACE"". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting ""COME ON MY FACE""!!"

"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."

"How to make a grown man cry. Take him shopping with you."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."

"My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, ""All kids smell that way."""

"Last week I fought for a woman's honor Apparently she wanted to keep it."

"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"